Vajazzled!

Ok, I’m checking M[c]S tis evening, as I always do, and come across this gem of a post. That post led me to Tantus’ “The Vamp”. What should you get for the girl that already has a “sparkling” dildo? A bedazzled vagina. of course! That’s right ladies, you can get Vajazzled!

So how exactly does a lady get her business Vajazzled? It’s a 2-step process involving some pretty high-tech wax, and then some pretty fabulous Swarovski crystals. But before any crystallization can occur, the entire region gets waxed.

I got a 2 or 3 minute break after my wax to “relax and get ready” for the actual Vajazzling. I laid back on the table (obviously pantless), and Jill prepped my area with a mild cleansing solution to rid the region of any remaining wax. Then came little sheets of real Swarovski crystals that she heated in the palms of her hands for a few seconds before applying to my freshly waxed skin. The bottom of each sheet of crystals has a strong adhesive material that’s completely invisible to the naked eye. Larger areas of crystals are applied directly from a sheet, while more design-specific crystals are painstakingly applied by a tweezer on an individual basis…

Wow. Just wow.

Comments

( 5 )
  1. TGGeko Feb 26th, 2010 1:20

    What the hell is this? Why would anyone want this? Do guys really need to be impressed that much to sleep with you?

    “Fuck me”
    “Okay”
    “My vagina sparkles!”
    “I… already said okay, but now Im having second thoughts…”

  2. BowToMe Feb 26th, 2010 4:39

    No, just fucking no.

  3. natedog Feb 26th, 2010 14:52

    what the fuck is it supposed to be, lady? a rash?

    that looks like it would scrape the shit out of my belly. i guess she’s only getting it from behind

  4. Puulaahi Feb 27th, 2010 0:26

    No, just no.

  5. nobody knows Mar 1st, 2010 23:44

    It looks better when you fuck the bitch?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Your Ad Here
Posted by
egosumnemo

Login



AdSense

Archives

Project Wonderful


AdBrite