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Wife runs into mistress at Chile mine
One of the trapped Chilean miners is going to have some explaining to do after his wife ran into his mistress at the mine’s entrance.
Britain’s Sun newspaper reports the wife of Yonni Barrios, Marta Salinas, was stunned and upset to find his girlfriend Susana Valenzuela also conducting a vigil for him.
Salinas told the newspaper: “Barrios is my husband. He loves me and I am his devoted wife. This woman has no legitimacy.”
This actually happened to me when my gallbladder went out my freshman year of college. One GF showed up while I was with another GF and I was like, oh fuck. time to be passed out…. lost a class ring because of that 
A Great Response to Pat Condell
Peeping Tom, caught on camera
Operation ‘Never Give Him Up’
Time to revoke Disney’s ownership
Why, in my day, I remember when we could expect five year olds to be able to watch these with comprehension, without some jerk on the soundtrack pointing out “BLAM! He got hit in the head with an anvil!” It’s not as if these things were ever intellectually subtle, you know.
Surely there’s something on kid’s TV right now that’s as intellectually appealing as The Animaniacs or Captain Planet, right?
via Pharyngula.
Conan Announces Name Of New TBS Show!
hay baling fun
OH GOD< SO FUNNY.
It’s Time To Get Laid
YouTube – It’s Time To Get Laid.
holy shit, is that….oh shit, it IS.
Booty Pop infomercial/ commercial
YouTube – Booty Pop infomercial/ commercial.
Head turning boolylicious booty pop!
The Trailer for AMC’s The Walking Dead
Fuck You!
I’ve seen this a few places around the net, and was shocked that it was such a good song when I finally pressed play.
“Last Resort” – Richard Cheese
well golly.
EPICponyz: “Last Resort” – Richard Cheese.
Elizabeth Warren Rap Video- Got A New Sheriff
Barney Rubble from the Flintstones Needs how many heads?
Australian laser system to track space junk
An Australian company Tuesday said it had developed a laser tracking system that will stop chunks of space debris colliding with spacecraft and satellites in the Earth’s orbit.
Sounds like this is the start of a global effort to thwart the Kessler Syndrome from happening.
via Spacemart.
Trip to Mars could leave crew dangerously weak
If a human ever sets foot on Mars, will it be a giant step or an exhausted shuffle? Long-term space flight so weakens fitness that an astronaut heading to the Red Planet may lose up to half the power in key muscles in the course of the mission, scientists have found.The loss — equivalent to a crew member aged between 30 and 50 returning home with the muscles of an 80-year-old — would add a major danger to a trip already laden with peril, they said.
Sounds like they need to keep up the gravity on their trip.
via Mars daily.
Scots scientists create car biofuel from whisky by-products
Whisky lovers have another excuse to enjoy a dram — scientists in Scotland on Tuesday unveiled a biofuel to help power cars developed from the by-products of the distillation process.Researchers at Edinburgh Napier University have developed the biofuel and filed a patent for the product, which they said could be used to fuel ordinary cars without any special adaptations.The biofuel, which has been developed during a two-year research project, uses the two main by-products from the whisky production process…
I knew all that whiskey I drink would help science!
via Spacemart.
CrazyPC 5.25 Inch Bay Toaster
We listen to Gamers and what product do they want the most? Turns out Gamers crave toast. Enter the CrazyPC 5.25 Bay Toaster. What better way to satisfy that late night snack craving than a healthy piece of toast? Just slide in a slice of bread – and voila you have toast in just minutes. The Bay Toaster fits in a standard 5.25 drive bay and installs in just minutes. Comes with Windows software for adjusting heat and time (Mac OS version coming soon!)
I want to ride what she’s riding…
Updated with a working (local!) copy of the video file. it’s kinda hot.
Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury
YouTube – Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury.
NSFW language and girls with nice tight bodies dancing around.
Also: Light up toothbrush.
Monsters Trailer
Six years ago NASA discovered the possibility of alien life within our solar system. A probe was launched to collect samples, but crashed upon re-entry over Central America. Soon after, new life forms began to appear and grow. In an effort to stem the destruction that resulted, half of Mexico was quarantined as an INFECTED ZONE. Today, the American and Mexican military still struggle to contain the massive creatures… Our story begins when a jaded US journalist (McNairy) begrudgingly agrees to find his boss’ daughter, a shaken American tourist (Able) and escort her through the infected zone to the safety of the US border.
I like the premise more then I like the actual trailer, though I do wonder how they’re containing all those sea monsters.
via Topless Robot
