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VP Cheney had the USGS pixelate the images of the veep residence that they sent to google maps. Cheney must be the most paranoid person ever to take office. How can you be that paranoid and be in public office?
ValleyWag

Found as a link on Fresh Widow, which I found on boing boing.

Name That Film:
Overburdened by technology he doesn’t quite understand, Will Smith uses his charm, wits, and determination to save the day against overwhelming odds in a world not his own.

Acceptable Answers:
I Am Legend, Men in Black 1, 2, Independence Day, I Robot, Pursuit of Happyness, Wild Wild West, Enemy of the State.
– » Blog Archive » Name That Film

They have several more over there, each one as hilarious as this.  Welcome to typecasting ya’ll

Apparently someone hacked into the electronic road signs in Texas and proceeded to have some fun. Oh and The End Is Near!

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Thus ends Chapter One.
Link
Found at DRB

Fifth Gear Plows Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 Through The Snow

Artist Daniel LuVisi posted tryout concept art for the movie adaptation of the zombie saga World War Z. It’s a veritable Where’s Waldo of splattered zombie carnage, mutilated New Yorkers, and other hidden gems.
– World War Z: World War Z Concept Art Rocks The Battle Of Yonkers

damn, I love this book, it’s a page turner.  I think I read the entire thing in one sitting!

Whoa!

#11. King Kong (France)

Choke slamming a shark and “Mega Sound”? This is how you sell a freaking movie, kids.

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The Turritopsis Nutricula is able to revert back to a juvenile form once it mates after becoming sexually mature.
Marine biologists say the jellyfish numbers are rocketing because they need not die.
Dr Maria Miglietta of the Smithsonian Tropical Marine Institute said: “We are looking at a worldwide silent invasion.”
The jellyfish are originally from the Caribbean but have spready all over the world.
Turritopsis Nutricula is technically known as a hydrozoan and is the only known animal that is capable of reverting completely to its younger self.
It does this through the cell development process of transdifferentiation.
Scientists believe the cycle can repeat indefinitely, rendering it potentially immortal.
While most members of the jellyfish family usually die after propagating, the Turritopsis nutricula has developed the unique ability to return to a polyp state.
Having stumbled upon the font of eternal youth, this tiny creature which is just 5mm long is the focus of many intricate studies by marine biologists and geneticists to see exactly how it manages to literally reverse its aging process.

Wow! Just imagine the possibilities.
Telegraph

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Netflix Inc. reported fourth quarter net income of $22.7 million, or 38 cents a share, up from $15.7 million, or 23 cents a share in the same period last year.
– Netflix Q4 profit up 45% to $22.7M – Silicon Valley / San Jose Business Journal:

My goodness!  Is this what happens with a company does it right?  I don’t use netflix, but I highly approve of their business practices, ranging from dvd renting to online streaming of movies.  Legally.  Legally streaming movies.  crazy isn’t it?

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Dr. Itami (pictured not training for love) and Sega Toys have repackaged their MP3 player and heart rate monitor with verbal coaching as, get this, the Love Trainer. No seriously, the company that brought you the iDog is now pushing the already questionable workout companion as a “unisex sex enhancer.” Phrases like “please exercise a little bit harder” have been changed to a breathy, “Following the beat, make love much harder!”
– Video: Sega Toys’ Love Trainer says “the love making, will now begin” – Engadget

[edit: somehow my rant was eaten by an internet monster.   Why is he choking his woman in that one picture? wtf ya'll]

The nine-member sniper team brings multiple capabilities to CTF 151, including its ability to operate from an aerial platform with a variety of different weapons systems. The scout snipers use a Mk-11, which is the 762 sniper rifle; a 50-caliber M107 special application scoped rifle (SASR); and several different sets of optics to aid them in carrying out their mission.

“We have the ability to stand off of a target, visually see what is on the target and report that information to the VBSS teams so they understand — before they’re boarding — the number of personnel, if there are any weapons on board, if there are any type of foulings on the deck, if their hook point is obtainable, and, basically, give them a warm and fuzzy feeling that they’re not out alone out here, that they have snipers watching over them 100 percent of the time,” explained Benkie.
– Marine scout snipers providing anti-pirate protection | The Firearm Blog

Just what the world needs : snipers in helicoptors

Birth Control Foam

So this is how you find freedom. I would have tried it much sooner if I’d known. I bought tampons so I could go horseback riding.
More great ads here.

#2 Pedro Lopez

From:
Colombia

Why You Don’t Want to Meet Him:
Here’s everything you need to know about South American serial killer Pedro Lopez: when he confessed his crimes to police, they refused to believe him. They listened to him tell his story, glanced at each other and said, “Oh, bullshit. Get outta here.”

Then, a flash flood uncovered a grave containing Lopez’s victims. A mass grave.

Lopez had killed over 300 girls in Peru, Colombia and Ecuador. Authorities put him in prison in Ecuador and then explored ways to attach the entire prison to a rocket and fire it into the sun.

Why You Might Meet Him Anyway:
It turns out Ecuador has no death penalty, so Pedro, who has served the maximum sentence of 20 years, was secretly released in Colombia in 1999. So he served about three weeks for each person he killed. That seems fair.

So Where Is He Now?
Two possibilities. He can be in Ecuador, the place where he killed the most victims (an average of three per week). In his own words: “I like the girls in Ecuador, they are more gentle and trusting, more innocent”.
But, seeing as he is pursued by InterPol over a recent 2002 murder, there is one more possibility. A country where Latino immigrants have been making their way for years, a place where a such a man can basically disappear among his own people, and find employment. We’re not going to come out and say that Pedro Lopez is hiding out in America, or that he could be doing work around your neighborhood at this very moment. But he totally might.

See who the rest are at cracked.com.

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Scientists have come a bit closer to achieving the “Star Trek” feat of teleportation. No one is galaxy-hopping, or even beaming people around, but for the first time, information has been teleported between two separate atoms across a distance of a meter — about a yard.
This is a significant milestone in a field known as quantum information processing, said Christopher Monroe of the Joint Quantum Institute at the University of Maryland, who led the effort.
Teleportation is one of nature’s most mysterious forms of transport: Quantum information, such as the spin of a particle or the polarization of a photon, is transferred from one place to another, without traveling through any physical medium. It has previously been achieved between photons (a unit, or quantum, of electromagnetic radiation, such as light) over very large distances, between photons and ensembles of atoms, and between two nearby atoms through the intermediary action of a third.
None of those, however, provides a feasible means of holding and managing quantum information over long distances.

Now the JQI team, along with colleagues at the University of Michigan, has succeeded in teleporting a quantum state directly from one atom to another over a meter. That capability is necessary for workable quantum information systems because they will require memory storage at both the sending and receiving ends of the transmission.

Live Science
I had to decide whether I would continue after reading “…teleported between two separate atoms across a distance of a meter — about a yard“. I’m reading about the possibility of teleportation and the author decided that the fact that 1 meter ~= 1 yard was something to be clarified. Really?

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A stretchy, orgasm-enhancing ring that actually counts your BPM – otherwise known as Bonks Per Minute! Slide the ring over your penis and enjoy a longer, harder erection as well as the fun of knowing how many times you’ve thrust per session!
– Special Ring Counts How Much You Love – Geekologie

So I guess my only question would be, which way to you have the display screen face?  Towards you or away from you?

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German sexual health teacher Jan Vinzenz Krause has created the world’s first spray-on condom.

Using simple items he bought from a hardware store and a little liquid latex, Krause designed a contraption that will spray a condom on, giving the user a custom fit and a more natural feel. On creating the Jolly Joe he says, “I felt a little like MacGyver.”

It works like a car wash. The user inserts their member into a plastic tube that spray liquid latex from all directions.
– The Spray On Condom | Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog

I vote no.  No, I will not be sticking my penis into a tube full of chemicals.  No I will not. no no no

Jenna is expecting twins in April with boyfriend, former MMA star Tito Ortiz.
– Jenna Jameson Baby Bump Watch | Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog

Holy crap.  Jenna and I spent so much time together back in my college days, god she was hot back then.  She’s actually looking pretty good here too

I’d never even considered that people might not recognize a burger let alone a sandwich.