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Peeping Tom, caught on camera : WTF.

Operation ‘Never Give Him Up’.

Why, in my day, I remember when we could expect five year olds to be able to watch these with comprehension, without some jerk on the soundtrack pointing out “BLAM! He got hit in the head with an anvil!” It’s not as if these things were ever intellectually subtle, you know.

Surely there’s something on kid’s TV right now that’s as intellectually appealing as The Animaniacs or Captain Planet, right?

via Pharyngula.

HBO and Spike Lee present an all new 2 part HBO Documentary Film Event, “If God Is Willing and Da Creek Don’t Rise.”

One of the most fucking depressing and utterly shattering documentaries I have ever seen. What the fuck America?!?!?!?!?!

YouTube – Booty Pop infomercial/ commercial.

Head turning boolylicious booty pop!

well golly.
EPICponyz: “Last Resort” – Richard Cheese.

As a 25-year war between Russia and Sweden concludes, two brothers who are part of an effort to outline new border accords become undone by their actions, and their mistreatment of a young woman during their journey.

This film looks so disturbing and deep. Has anyone seen it?

A psychological thriller set in the world of New York City ballet, BLACK SWAN stars Natalie Portman as Nina, a featured dancer who finds herself locked in a web of competitive intrigue with a new rival at the company (Mila Kunis). A Fox Searchlight Pictures release by visionary director Darren Aronofsky (THE WRESTLER), BLACK SWAN takes a thrilling and at times terrifying journey through the psyche of a young ballerina whose starring role as the duplicitous swan queen turns out to be a part for which she becomes frighteningly perfect.

WOAH!!!

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Bits and Pieces.

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Updated with a working (local!) copy of the video file. it’s kinda hot.

I want to ride what she’s riding… « Naughty Bits.

A documentary on Joaquin Phoenix’s transition from the acting world to a career as an aspiring rapper.

“I am a mountain top water drop…”

I don’t know what to make of this. All I know is that films that look strange tend to be worth watching. But seriously, what the fuck?

PZ almost had a heart attack.  The world is better that he’s not dead yet, so those of you in the danger zone, please take special note of any particular physical alerts that you receive!  I know that I’ve gotten a few of my own, right before my own stupid 30th, so I’ve been endeavoring to lose a few pounds, I’m down from my max of 335 to 315 as of 3 hours ago.  I’m 6’6″ if that’s any indication, I’ll be down below 300 by the time I hit 30 though, I swear it!

read: My lost weekend : Pharyngula.

The Prestige Edition of Call of Duty: Black Ops will include what must be the most elaborate and coolest videogame pack-in item yet: the RC-XD Surveillance Vehicle. Inspired by the same vehicle in the game, this little remote-controlled car includes a functioning camera that “transmits both TFT color video and audio to its operator.” With a range of up to 200 feet, it’s a peeping tom’s best friend.

via TheHDRoom.

I wasn’t really all that interested in the game, and still don’t have a huge desire to play it, but throwing in that goody caught my attention.

(CHICAGO) – According to two research scientists the mystery of vanished ships and airplanes in the region dubbed “The Bermuda Triangle” has been solved.

Step aside outer space aliens, time anomalies, submerged giant Atlantean pyramids and bizarre meteorological phenomena … the “Triangle” simply suffers from an acute case of gas.

Natural gas—the kind that heats ovens and boils water—specifically methane, is the culprit behind the mysterious disappearances and loss of water and air craft.

Isn’t this old news?  Isn’t old news exciting!?

via Salem-News.Com.

The car rolls.. words you say.. irrelevance.. the usual stuff.

The woman who attacked a McDonald’s drive-thru worker made national headlines. Now you can see the attack for yourself.

The woman wanted McNuggets from a McDonalds in Toledo which was only serving breakfast. She reacted by punching the drive-thru worker in the mouth and shattering the drive-thru window.

It all happened around 6 a.m. New Year’s Day at the east side McDonalds at the corner of Main and Front. Surveillance video, released today, captures the assault as it unfolds. The woman in the car is Melodi Dushane, 24 years old at the time.

The video doesn’t have sound, but it appears Dushane and the employee get in a verbal argument before it escalates. Dushane gets out of her car while another worker tries to close the window. She punches that woman in the face and continues yelling. At one point, she even appears to lift her leg to attempt to climb in.

Kinda reminds me of a scene from Falling Down:

via Cynical-C

One passenger got out of his seat to fetch his belongings from the overhead compartment before the crew had given permission. [The attendant] instructed the man to remain seated. The passenger defied him. [The attendant] approached and reached the passenger just as he pulled down his luggage, which struck [the attendant] in the head.

Updated: apparently the attendant was arrested for his antics, I just hope that the passenger was arrested for interfering with a federal agent as well.

via The Consumerist.

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Blizzard recently informed World of Warcraft players on the Moon Guard server that moderators would now be patrolling the server for … erotic role-playing. Particularly in one in-game town, Goldshire, which appears to be a non-stop, Bacchanalian festival of delights of the virtual flesh

Back when I played WoW, I never once ran into this, though one of my roommates at the time played a female paladin, and was bombarded by stupid guys asking if he was a real live girl.  I think he just /ignored them, but ugh, the male demographic on the internet doesn’t represent itself very well

via Joystiq.

Stupid local reporter being stupid. “yeah, we’ll take care of this”, fuck you buddy.
via The High Definite.