Downton Arby’s

7 year old pizza tosser Jersey City

MEGAN’S DEAD MAN, MEGAN’S DEAD.

Picatinny Rail “Battle Mug” Brings the Assault Rifle to Your Coffee

But why? Why?! BECAUSE YOU CAN.

www.obviouswinner.com/obvwin/2012/2/24/picatinny-rail-battle-mug-brings-the-assault-rifle-to-your-c.html

Sonic Drive-In Justice League Tots

Available “for a limited time only” with purchase of one of Sonic’s Wacky Pack Kids’ Meals, these “Super Tots” come in 10 varieties: Superman, Clark Kent, Wonder Woman, Martian Manhunter, Flash, Hawkgirl, Aquaman, Supergirl, Bizarro, and Plastic Man

via Robot 6

A Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Cake

I would cross my proton accelerator streams any day of the week for a cake like this. This awesomely built Ghostbusters cake is loaded up with marshmallows and of course Somerville, MA’s very own… FLUFF. Read on to see more pics of the big guy being sliced into.

via Obvious Winner.

Fast food serenade guy is on Ellen

I would love to drink what he’s ordering.

Hayseed Dixie – She Was Skinny When I Met Her

bitsandpieces.us/2012/02/11/hayseed-dixie-she-was-skinny-when-i-met-her/

Obama shoots a marshmallow gun

I’m sure you remember the pictures, now here’s the video

Alien Egg Pod Silicone Tray

Whether you’re making a treat for your family or hosting a science-fiction themed party, this sturdy tray lets you capture ice, chocolate, JELL-O, or other treats in the unique shape of the Xenomorph’s face hugger eggs. Don’t worry though, these won’t hatch! Durable, heat and cold resistant, and oven and microwave safe, the Egg Pod tray is great for baking or freezing! Each green tray has molds for one large Alien egg pod and four small ones, and it comes packaged in a vinyl poly bag with unique art.

via Entertainment Earth.

My picks for top 2012 Superbowl Commercials

#5 – Avengers Trailer – Because seriously, it’s the damn Avengers.

#4 – Phone Innovators – If only because of the 5 second “Words with friends” bit.

#3 – Pepsi King’s Court – Because damn that girl’s got some fine titties Lungs on her!

#2 – Fiat 500 Abarth – I was actually angry with this commercial until it turned out to be a commercial for….ah well, just watch it:

#1 – Chrysler – It’s halftime in America

There’s only a few guys that can pull off an Independence Day “We will endure” speech, and Clint Eastwood is at the top of that list. I’m also a huge fan of the “Imported from Detroit” slogan, and I’m real happy with the nationalist / rah rah ‘go america’ tone. This thing had me tearing up a wee bit…

Also, as a side note, I want to meet and shake the hand of LMAO’s booking agent, they were EVERYWHERE during this year’s superbowl, in at least two commercials (M&M, and the pre-halftime advert) and were actually one of the back up artists to Madonna’s “safe” performance.

dishonorable mention: Godaddy, still sexist and sensationalist as ever. I suggest Namecheap for those of you still with them.

Think I got it wrong? have another one to suggest? Let me know in the comments!

Slurp Sabers

Please suggest double entendres in the comments.

www.toplessrobot.com/2012/01/george_lucas_invites_you_to_enjoy_his_slurp_saber.php

Pound On My Muffin (NSFW language, cupcakes)

STAR WARS – JEDI BURGER

French fast food chain Quick to create the above Jedi, Dark and Dark Vador Burgers

Anyone in France able to get a couple of these and tell us how they are?  pictures of it?

viaTopless Robot.

Hostess filed for bankruptcy

Hostess Brands, whose quirky full-page ads for Twinkies, CupCakes and Fruit Pies were a hallmark of American comic books from 1975 to 1982, is expected to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection as early as this week.

this is what happens when you stop advertising in comics.

via Hostess, offbeat staple of ’70s and ’80s comics, to file for bankruptcy | Robot 6 @ Comic Book Resources – Covering Comic Book News and Entertainment.

Sofa Pizza Boomerang

I thought they were sunglasses, but then they WEREN’T.

21 lb layer cake containing three pies

Working in the Grand Geneva Resort pastry kitchen, I had some time to make a Cherpumple and serve it at Sunday Brunch. My Cherpumple weighed 21 lbs 10 oz and was seen by over 200 guests that Sunday. I was very pleased that it stayed standing until the final 1/8 was cut 4 hours after the first slice was taken. Will be doing this again.

This is madness.  I want to have it.

via Boing Boing

Arthur Recreates Scenes from Classic Movies

Arthur Recreates Scenes from Classic Movies

via Arthur Recreates Scenes from Classic Movies.

Girl Scout Cookie flavored lip balms

The Girl Scout Cookie lip balm collection represents five of our favorite tasty treats: Thin Mints, Trefoils, Chocolate Peanut Butter (Tagalongs), Peanut Butter (Do-si-dos), and Coconut Caramel Stripes (Samoas).

um….hmmmm. not sure how I feel about having my girlfriend tasting and smelling like girlscout cookies all the time.

via Girl Scout Cookie flavored lip balms. Yum! | Fashion – Yahoo! Shine.

The Perfect Date

Star Trek Enterprise Light-Up Feeding System

Starfleet technology certainly made eating easier. We yearn for the day when we can walk over to a food slot, shove in our card, and get a sandwich and a coffee. Or a little later, when we have a bigger budget and can ask for tea, Earl Grey, hot and have it materialize before our eyes. Especially with our time so crunched because of the wee geeks in our care.

Introducing the Star Trek Light-Up Feeding System, with starship spoon and motion sensitive, light-up bib. The spoon is a replica of The Original Series USS Enterprise NCC-1701, captained by James T. Kirk himself. Flashing LEDs on the nacelles keep baby aligned for mess-free docking at the face station, while lights on the bib act like a tractor beam for you. Dinnertime won’t be this fun again until we get replicators!

via ThinkGeek

Mrs McDonald

she scares me.

sausage festival

Jelly Belly cases make your iPhone smell edible, come in BlackBerry flavor

There are 53 “official” Jelly Belly flavors available at present, few (if any) of which are MP3 compatible — strange, really, in an era where pretty much everything else is capable of music playback. The company’s new gadget cases are perhaps the next best thing, though despite the fact that they’ll add a candy-like scent to your iPhone, iPod touch, nano, or BlackBerry

Isn’t that just delicious?

via Engadget.

Cone-ing

bitsandpieces.us/2011/06/09/cone-ing/

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