Marvel vs. Capcom 3
Iron Man likes dead girls! Something else we have in common! (JK guys! or am I?)
via EPICponyz.
Minecraft Fire
Hilarity ensues when this minecraft user and this simulated exothermic reaction have to work together to amuse us.
Neighborhood Comes Together And Kicks Out Religious Haters.
This is a group from a church at the end of my street. Apparently they have been grouping in front of a couple’s house and reading their bible loudly for the past 7 years. They may have also driven another couple from the area as well by doing the same thing. Tonight most of our neighbours came out and were successful in getting them to leave. The people who go to that church don’t even live in our area! Police came by shortly thereafter.
On second thought, my country rules!!!!
The Oregon Trail – Official Trailer
In 1864, a family embarks on an impossible journey into the untamed American West. Based on the classic educational computer game, The Oregon Trail by MECC.
Flashbacks of 3rd Grade.
DORA THE EXPLORER in INCEPTION: Incepción Trailer
Can you point to the trailer that combines Leo’s new sci-fi movie and Dora The Explorer? Very Good!
Reason 67,282 why Sarah Palin is a Sith Lord
They’re all guilty as sin of government by idiotic soundbyte, but one person’s idiocy really stands out. Not because Bible Spice led Drill Baby Drill chants, mocked anyone who pointed out the risk, and anointed herself an energy expert. That’s all part of running for elected office in this nation, sad to say.
What makes Palin a Sith Lord is that after the rig blew, instead of keeping her yapping blow-out-preventer shut, she and her cohorts decided to blame 11 dead workers and the worst environmental catastrophe in the nation not on the oil company that caused it, but on residents of other states who passed on drilling off their own shores because they were worried about the risk to their environment and livelihood. See, in what passes for Palin’s brain, this disaster is actually the fault of the very people who tried to warn us it could happen. Then for good measure she lied blatantly, saying she never supported offshore drilling, only drilling on land.
In doing so, Palin implies she would over turn that local choice by federal decree if she had the chance, when she takes a break from ranting about big government takeovers and the sanctity of state rights. When not blaming environmentalists and criticizing regulators installed by Oil Man Cheney for not regulating strictly enough, Palin makes a lucrative living preaching about Obama hurting big business with over regulation to cheering nitwits with tea-bags dangling from their heads and waving signs of Obama in full Hitler regalia.
But this was also a Eureka moment for me. I was struck by an epiphany: if only I were a wingnut blogger! Then, instead of thinking things though, and wasting time explaining subtle science and unpacking ideological garbage and corporate propaganda, I could just (Snark) tell readers that the oil was drifting peacefully along minding its own business when a rogue coast came out of nowhere like a drunken freight train, and Bam! The biased left may instinctively take the coast’s side, but oil doesn’t even have a nervous system so clearly it can’t be oil’s fault. And oil company has the word oil in it, so it can’t be the oil company’s fault either. Then wait for the offers from the American Enterprise Institute or CNN and FOX to roll in (/Snark).-Steven Andrew
Shared from Examiner
At this point I just want Palin to disappear. Although a part of me really wants to see her run for office again, only to see her fall flat on her face whilst the whole world is watching.
Man Convicted for Driving Drunk in Barbie Car
According to The Telegraph newspaper in England, a 40-year-old man was pulled over by the police as he drove a modified electric Barbie car — maximum speed, 4 miles an hour — on a street near his home in Clacton-on-Sea, England.
Paul Hutton, a former Royal Air Force aeronautical engineer who is studying electrical engineering, later admitted in court that he had been drinking. “I was very surprised to get done for drink-driving, but I was a twit to say the least,” he said.
He had added larger wheels to the toy car, which is designed for toddlers to scoot around the living room. “I’m in the third year of my electrical engineering course, and it was a little project I was doing with my son, who is doing a car mechanics course,” he said. “When it was done, I couldn’t resist the temptation to take it out.”
The Sun reports that Mr. Hutton said he was driving it to a friend’s house when he was pulled over. The police administered a breathalyzer test, which showed him to be over the legal limit.
“I’m not unhappy with my punishment, just a little bit surprised,” he said.
Because Mr. Hutton had been previously cited for drunken driving within the past 10 years, his license was revoked for three years, and he was ordered to pay $130 in court fees.
“This is most unusual,” said Magistrate Neil Munson. “I have never seen the like of it in 15 years on the bench.”
While it was not clear exactly which model Mr. Hutton was driving, Fisher Price builds a Barbie Jeep that runs off a rechargeable 12-volt battery and retails for $250.
“The vehicle is not even capable of doing the speed of a mobility scooter,” said Mr. Munson, “and could be outrun by a pedestrian.”
2010 Big Rock Beer Entry – Poker Face
After the recent theme day on MCS, why is it I can see Natedog doing almost as funny of a job at this?
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