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Elite Cuisine Hot Dog Toaster

I’m sure it’ll last a whole season, but really, wtf is the point. do you not own a stove or microwave or grill?

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a new edition of the classic game Paranoia

Didn’t know of the original version of this, but it sounds like a hoot.

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Nintendo Updates Take Wii U Hostage Until You “Agree” to New Legal Terms | Electronic Frontier Foundation

When you buy a device, you expect to own it. You expect to be able to open it up, mess with it, and improve it….

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Incredible Minecraft City

Guess he had some extra time on his hands.

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Pedi-Cure? Virus-Eating Onions On Your Feet Fight Illness!

Bet these people smell just wonderful

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Point-Of-View Drone Racing Through The Woods

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Editor Who OK’d Obama Watermelon Cartoon: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done’

yeah, about that, sorry but we’re going to have to let you go. what the heck was she thinking?

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Kindergarten teacher quits to make six figures twerking for a living | WPMT FOX43

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Nurse ‘killed 38 patients she found annoying’

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Rabbit rabbit rabbit

“Rabbit rabbit rabbit” is one variant of a common British superstition which states that a person should say or repeat the word “rabbit” or “rabbits”,…

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Egged On By Her Ex-Pastor Husband, Mom Attempts to Poison and Stab Three Daughters to Bring Them to Jesus

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How your smartphone betrays you all day long

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Marriott Agrees They Don’t Pay Enough, demand tips for their cleaning crews

This is a sad turn of events, first and foremost, the employees should be paid a living wage, if they’re not, then Marriott certainly shouldn’t…

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Microsoft confirms acquisition of Minecraft studio Mojang

“As soon as this deal is finalized, I will leave Mojang and go back to doing Ludum Dares and small web experiments. If I ever…

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512GB SD Card

Just in case.

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IBM’s corporate songbook

“For thirty-seven years,” reads the opening passage in the book, “the gatherings and conventions of our IBM workers have expressed in happy songs the fine…

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Louisiana Parish Warns Residents After Brain-Eating Amoeba Found In The Water Supply

For the second time in less than a year, a brain-eating amoeba has shown up in the water supply of another Louisiana parish. Last September…

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Unmasking the Mysterious Batman of Japan’s Highways

Recently, photos of Batman on a Japanese highway surfaced. Who was that masked man? People want to know! And through the magic of television, we…

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This Concept Art Will Make You Feel Better About The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

what the holy fuck were they thinking? thankfully they pulled back from these designs, but holy cow. wtf.

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Hydroformed Steel Suit Inside Firework Explosion

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Star Dance

They mention twerking, but there’s actually no twerking going on here. sad.

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Star Wars Musical

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KFC Peddling Drumstick Corsages

Looking for a corsage that will make your date’s eyes light up and her mouth water? This KFC drumstick corsage is the Secret Recipe to…

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Pastafarian Wins Election to Town Board and Takes Oath with a Colander on His Head

When the OBSERVER asked afterward why he wore a colander on his head, Schaeffer said he was a minister with an even more unique organization…

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Stan Lee Signature Cologne

Feeling adventurous? A fresh, sophisticated fragrance for the bold and daring, Stan Lee Signature Cologne marks the first time the comic book legend has lent…

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