Man, AKA The Cheeseburglar, Assaults Girlfriend With Cheesy Deliciousness – Geekologie
Vincent Gonzalez assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. He’s currently in the slammer with charges of battery, domestic violence and destruction of deliciousness.
Oh the humanity! Why waste a cheeseburger like that? I hope she leaves his food wasting ass.
Is it still a crime against deliciousness if it was McD’s cheeseburger?