Me: â€œThank you for calling **** at Santana Row. How may I help you?â€
Customer: â€œYour stores are having midnight releases for â€˜World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich Kingâ€™, right?â€
Me: â€œYes, certain locations are going to be open, but our storeâ€“â€
Customer: *interrupting* â€œItâ€™s already midnight in the East coast – you canâ€™t you sell them now?â€
You know the guy had a point. He’ll be perpetually behind everyone on the east coast, right?