
The Toilet Scale was designed by Haikun Deng so you can weigh yourself while using the john. Personally, I like to sit down while I pee. I’m not sure why I just shared that. Anway, the only problem is you have to make sure your feet aren’t touching the ground while it’s weighing, or it won’t work. So you have to kick your legs out in front of you. Which, let’s be honest, we all do anyways. One time I kicked the towel-bar off the wall! This scale is perfect for determining the weight of turds so you can brag to your friends about them later. Wow, a six pounder — somebody call Guinness! Seriously, I think this warrants a free beer.
— Pre & Post Dump Weighing: The Toilet Scale – Geekologie
Let’s be honest, we’ve all wondered about this kind of thing, yes?


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