The Real Touch may look like a torture device (and may, in fact, BE a torture device), but is allegedly the latest advancement in solitary male pleasure. Just look at that thing — reminds me of the time my penis got run over by a Sherman tank. I’m sure it’s safe though. After all, it was designed and “thoroughly tested” by a NASA engineer.
— Oh My God A New Sex Toy Thingy For Guys – Geekologie
Holy hell that looks dangerous.Â I’d suggest watching the video of it on (NSFW!) their site, I couldnt’ stop giggling while the girl was talking.Â Wtf ya’ll, was the fleshlight not enough?