The Real Touch may look like a torture device (and may, in fact, BE a torture device), but is allegedly the latest advancement in solitary male pleasure. Just look at that thing — reminds me of the time my penis got run over by a Sherman tank. I’m sure it’s safe though. After all, it was designed and “thoroughly tested” by a NASA engineer.
— Oh My God A New Sex Toy Thingy For Guys – Geekologie
Holy hell that looks dangerous. I’d suggest watching the video of it on (NSFW!) their site, I couldnt’ stop giggling while the girl was talking. Wtf ya’ll, was the fleshlight not enough?
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Wow, that contraption is huge… that or the girl holding it is a midget.
The penises on that site are excessive in size and scary. o_O
I had this basic idea several years ago, but decided that I’d rather be poor than known as the guy who invented a robo-pussy.
Looks difficult to clean.
i always love sticking my dick in between tank tracks!
@outofocus: Ditto. I was thinking “not in mine you’re not”. They were huge!
The gay video was way better than the straight one.
@nyokki: I didn’t look at the gay. *wanders back*
Awww. He’s got a cute southern accent.
I just don’t like standard porn sex. It makes me cringe.
Fleshlight is still better.
I’ve held my hand still and moved my body and it’s the motion that does the job.
@casemods: I don’t really think we needed to know that there case…
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that’s all well and fine for when you’re standing or humping your desk, but what if you want to just put your hands behind your head and relax? what then!?