Iâ€™d like to talk to you about a man whom Iâ€™ve dubbed â€œHeadset Vinceâ€. Heâ€™s the guy from the ShamWow commercials. He wears a headset for reasons no one other than Vince can understandâ€¦ maybe heâ€™s expecting a phone call? From his agent offering him a better gig? Maybe his mom is calling to tell him that Stella from Bingo saw him on the teevee? I donâ€™t know. What I do know is that this guy is someone who I, until now, felt the need to mock at any and every conceivable opportunity.
Headset Vince is actually a guy named Vince Offer…In real life, Vince was an aspiring filmmaker – not a very good one, but his lack of filmwriting, directing, and acting skills were not about to hold him back from a career making talkies for the big screen. And yet, you notice Iâ€™m using the past tense. He was an aspiring filmmakerâ€¦ but now he wears a headset in TV commercials and makes you feel like a dick for not already owning German-made spongetowels. So what happened?
The Church of Scientology happened.
Vince is the writer/producer/director/star of the film Underground Comedy Movie. When he began making the movie, he was a relatively new convert to the Scientology. He used his connections within the CoSâ€™s â€œCelebrity Center Internationalâ€, a group within the church for artist networking, to cast his film.
The movie was intended to be hilarious and offensive. Unfortunately for Vince, the CoS (along with pretty much everyone whoâ€™s ever logged on to RottenTomatoes.com) only found it to be the latter. The CoS was so embarrassed that one of their members made a movie so offensive (and awful), they went all 8th-grade popular girl on his ass – shaming, embarrassing and shunning him out of the cool clique of Scientology.
But Vince isnâ€™t just accepting that this is what the universe had planned for him. Heâ€™s not just moving on and leaving the whole CoS ugliness behind him. Heâ€™s fighting them. In fact, fighting the Church of Scientology is his new lifeâ€™s mission.
He filed suit against them in 2004 for ruining his movie, his life, his business, and being dickholes. I couldnâ€™t find any information on the outcome of this lawsuit, but according to ESPN, Vince is still fighting the good fight. And he is using every dime he makes from selling ShamWows and SlapChop as well as all the proceeds from Underground Comedy to fight them.
My guess is that this probably is the last weâ€™ll ever hear of Headset Vinceâ€™s fight against Scientology. But if I can drop $20 on towels that could save me and my shag carpet in the event of a Fresca tsunami, and at the same time help fund one guyâ€™s shot at taking down the bad guys, itâ€™s worth it.
Worth a full read.