Dr. Itami (pictured not training for love) and Sega Toys have repackaged their MP3 player and heart rate monitor with verbal coaching as, get this, the Love Trainer. No seriously, the company that brought you the iDog is now pushing the already questionable workout companion as a “unisex sex enhancer.” Phrases like “please exercise a little bit harder” have been changed to a breathy, “Following the beat, make love much harder!”
— Video: Sega Toys’ Love Trainer says “the love making, will now begin” – Engadget
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