#11. King Kong (France)

Choke slamming a shark and “Mega Sound”? This is how you sell a freaking movie, kids.

#6. The Fly (Poland)

Of course you have to tell the audience that the movie has a scene with a fly-monster puking. Why else would they buy a ticket? Oh, and go ahead and imply that the fly is played by Kojak’s Telly Savalas just to make sure.

More hilarity at cracked.com.