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You are bidding on the most unique costume ©Veniamin’s Human Slinky around the World! This costume is Patented Award Copyright for Life+Fifty Years of the Author, Oprea Ioan Veniamin®. This bidding is for the © Human Slinky costume and 5 (five) Years permission to perform this act on stage around the World.

Link to auction: Human Slinky Costume
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Hmm, that buy it now price looks….off.  But I think it would be worth it to wear that thing, it’s totally awesome, right?