â€œDonâ€™t you think itâ€™s weird that humans are the only mammals who still drink milk as adults? And not even our own, but baby fluid for a whole other species? Did you ever think about the fact that weâ€™ve mutated our own stomachs in order to be able to digest bovine baby fluid, Four-Eyes?â€
And then Patrick went, â€œLetâ€™s eat these cupcakes, by Christ!â€ After quietly chewing for a few minutes, he whispered, â€œIâ€¦ I canâ€™t tell any difference at all.â€ But we said, â€œNo, you have to choose one.â€ So he held up the cupcake in his right hand and said, â€œThis one is vaguely tastier.â€ And guess what, it was the boobcake! Breast milk officially wins!
— Which Would The Hipster Rather: Breast Milk Cupcakes vs. Cow Milk Cupcakes? – Scanner
This right here is why I don’t drink straight milk anymore.Â It just creeps me out that I’m drinking the fluid from some cow’s tit.