Breast Milk Cupcakes vs. Cow Milk Cupcakes

Chocolate cupcakes 150x97 Breast Milk Cupcakes vs. Cow Milk Cupcakes

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“Don’t you think it’s weird that humans are the only mammals who still drink milk as adults? And not even our own, but baby fluid for a whole other species? Did you ever think about the fact that we’ve mutated our own stomachs in order to be able to digest bovine baby fluid, Four-Eyes?”

And then Patrick went, “Let’s eat these cupcakes, by Christ!” After quietly chewing for a few minutes, he whispered, “I… I can’t tell any difference at all.” But we said, “No, you have to choose one.” So he held up the cupcake in his right hand and said, “This one is vaguely tastier.” And guess what, it was the boobcake! Breast milk officially wins!
Which Would The Hipster Rather: Breast Milk Cupcakes vs. Cow Milk Cupcakes? – Scanner

This right here is why I don’t drink straight milk anymore.  It just creeps me out that I’m drinking the fluid from some cow’s tit.

2 thoughts on “Breast Milk Cupcakes vs. Cow Milk Cupcakes

  1. A friend of ours owns a dairy farm and we get milk that is not homogenized or pasteurized. I make hot cocoa/chocolate milk using the cream on the top…yummmmmmmmm. I don’t drink straight milk though, never cared for it. We get non-radiated eggs too. Ooh, I think we’ll do omelets tonight.

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