Hereâ€™s the latest poster from Tarantinoâ€™s (we all know this is a Tarantino movie now, right? I can stop saying that?) Inglourious Basterds, featuring Diane Kruger, who plays Bridget von Hammersmark in the movie.
I donâ€™t know about this â€˜Diane Kruger is a Basterdâ€™ business. Girls are bitches, c-nts, sluts, skanks, whores, and queef layers, but not bastards. Dudes are bastards. Bastards, a-holes, douchebags, c-nts, twats, dipsh-ts, sh-tforbrainses, numbnuts, asswipes, dickholes, dickwipes, poopsmears, f-cknuts, fartknockers, sh-tsniffers, d-cklickers, and spunk monkeys. Thatâ€™s the way it is and thatâ€™s how it shall stay, so sayeth the lord. Unlessâ€¦ Were they trying to imply that Diane Kruger is a dude? â€¦Yeah, I can kind of see it now. Itâ€™s in the chin.
hahahahahahahahha This slayed me.
Diane Kruger is a total babe!!! Not a dude.