â€œProbably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. Sheâ€™s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she werenâ€™t my mother, as sick as that sounds.â€
— Shia LaBeouf’s Oedipus Complex – Scanner
Yeah, um. wow. how about no.