Shia LaBeouf is sick

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“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”
Shia LaBeouf’s Oedipus Complex – Scanner

Yeah, um.  wow.  how about no.

7 thoughts on “Shia LaBeouf is sick

  1. I think he’s hypnotised.

    Look at his face. He’s fighting it. He’s fighting heis sorceress mother’s thrall over him. He’s fighting, but he’s losing, her kung-fu is too powerful.

    Or, y’know, he likes a little home cooking.

    ^ ^

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