“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.â€
— Shia LaBeouf’s Oedipus Complex – Scanner
Yeah, um. wow. how about no.
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He could be swimming in pussy! But no, he takes out his mom.WTF The characters he plays are more interesting than he is.
Ummm…ok. Who is he? Oh and yeah Shia, it sounds pretty sick. I wonder what his mom thought when she heard it.
@nyokki:
“mama’s gonna get some tonight!”
I’d crash into that so hard her cowboy boots would fly off.
I’d hit that so hard her cowboy boots would fly off.
I think he’s hypnotised.
Look at his face. He’s fighting it. He’s fighting heis sorceress mother’s thrall over him. He’s fighting, but he’s losing, her kung-fu is too powerful.
Or, y’know, he likes a little home cooking.
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@Puulaahi:
“Who is he?”
Sam Witwicky from Transformers. No other part he plays matters.
He also looks like he is literally sick in this image. Like the flu or something.