When you’re a reporter, you occasionally have to ask uncomfortable questions of someone. In this case, I landed an interview with the Georgia Creator’s Rights Party candidate for governor, Neal Horsley, who is running on the secessionist platform. During the course of my research, I stumbled upon the fact that Horsley had screwed a mule. (Horsely originally fessed up in an Esquire article, which was picked up by Alan Colmes.) At that point, the campaign, the crusade, everything else kind of takes a backseat to the fact that he screwed a mule.
— Underground Examiner: Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
Whaaaaaaat?
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Yeah now the mule is fucking him…and eatin’ his watamelon.
What a great country we live in.
Wow. And I thought Blagojavich was crazy. As far as this guy’s political prospects, I think he’s screwed the pooch.
@Twee: A pooch too? Has this man no shame?!