Appointed by Bush in 2003 to distract from the horrors of war, Liberty\’s antics turned fatal yesterday when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.
ONN:Pentagon Reports Army Mascot \’Liberty\’ Killed in Iraq
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I don’t know what is the funniest: the story itself, or the fact that they can do these “reports” with a straight face?
@hufnmouth:
Complex lulz.
*salutes*