texts from last night

one of my new favorite websites to visit when I’m bored:

texts from last night

(214): I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn’t lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in…gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work

odds are good there’s fakeness there, but it’s so damn funny.

2 thoughts on “texts from last night

  1. You know what, when I have a boner, I don’t try to hide it. I say, “fuck it, if someone notices then I’ll get them for staring at my crotch and sue their ass”

    This is probably not the best plan, but I’m sticking to it.

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