Campco Defense Pen

TacPen Campco Defense Pen

The most unique feature of the pen is that it employs the UZI DNA Catcher on the crown of the pen. The sharpened crown on the end can be used to jab or poke an attacker, which will not only cause extreme pain, but it will also collect the aggressors’ DNA which can be used for future identification.

Just in case you’re writing a love letter back home and you’re jumped by a terrorist, you can stab them in the neck.  via Gimme Some Skin! | Defense Tech.

5 thoughts on “Campco Defense Pen

  1. Stab the person in the neck and call it a day. No DNA needed either cus you’ll have a whole body. Okay, maybe that is too much. Just stab the persons arms as they try to attack you then go for the eyes.

  2. Or be like, “Wait, don’t kill me, I’ll give you this ridiculous pen”

    Then, you pass them the pen, drop it, grab their wrist and haul them in to nut them, right in the face.

    Then pick up your pen and maybe stab them a few times, to prove your point.

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