
* 4 ounces mascarpone or cream cheese, at room temperature
* 1 vanilla bean, split lengthwise and scraped, seeds reserved (or 1 teaspoon vanilla extract)
* 3 large egg whites
* 2/3 cup granulated sugar
via Make Your Own Twinkies (Without the 100-Year Shelf Life) – Food – Lifehacker.
Livehacker has a recipe for home make twinkies, and I think I’m going to try it out, just to see if I can still bake.


Oh man I haven’t had a twinkie in years. Didn’t they have a chocolate one too, or chocolate covered? Chocodile maybe? I loved those.
The only eat a twinkie if it was fried.
I’ve never tried that. how does it change the twinkie experience?
I haven’t either. Seen it on TV. But I bet creates a completely different more fattening twinkie experience.
I like mine old-style.
Stright up. Slightly chilled. Served from a BJ and the Bear lunch box, if possible.
Chocolate twinkies are the fruit of satans loins… or something. Chocolate twinkie. Blah. That was a Susy-Q. They had the sick red coconut ones too. Truly horrible.
a bear lunch box? while getting a BJ? that’s weird man.
Perhaps that i snot what I meant…
Although… blow-job and a twinkie… that’d be good.
Funny. I can buy a blow-job in Germany quite easily; but buying a twinkie will be neigh impossible.