ESRB description of Dead or Alive Paradise

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“This is a video game in which users watch grown women dressed in G-string bikinis jiggle their breasts while on a two-week vacation,” the ESRB description reads. “Women’s breasts and butts will sway while playing volleyball, while hopping across cushions, while pole dancing, while posing on the ground, by the pool, on the beach, in front of the camera.”

via Even the ESRB is disgusted with Dead or Alive Paradise [update].

Sounds like something that I should research.

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2 thoughts on “ESRB description of Dead or Alive Paradise

  1. When you can’t do anything with the real thing anyway, what’s it matter? ( Girlfriends tend to get picky about you even -looking- at other women )

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