Kevin Smith Kicked off Soutwest Airlines for Being Too Fat

Kevin Smith is mad as hell as he’s not going to take it anymore…
was kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight on Valentine’s Day, allegedly for being too fat to fly
Southwest’s formal policy requires customers who cannot lower both armrests, or who “compromise any portion of adjacent seating,” to purchase two seats. Smith often purchases two seats when he flies on Southwest—he insists he does so only because “I don’t like people”—but because he was flying standby on this particular flight, he only purchased one seat.
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Smith called his recent deplaning the worst experience of his life.

“When you grow up fat, you learn how to navigate through a thin person’s world without calling attention to yourself… No fat person wants to stick out. We’re all kind of dying inside a little bit.”


Part of me thinks that was a huge PR mistake for Southwest (not their 1st), they’re getting a bad rep. On the other hand, Dude, if you can’t fit in one seat, you need to buy two, every time.
The Daily Beast

 Kevin Smith Kicked off Soutwest Airlines for Being Too Fat

9 thoughts on “Kevin Smith Kicked off Soutwest Airlines for Being Too Fat

  1. “Dude, if you can’t fit in one seat, you need to buy two, every time.”

    He did, although he claims that it’s more for his privacy than his size. He was flying on standby. Which Southwest needs to figure out that if a person has two seats, and they’re on standby, they need two seats free for that standby. So it’s still a Southwest FAIL.

    Maybe Southwest will finally get’s its shit together and come up with reasonable rules so that you’re not already on the fucking plane (or just boarding it) when they decide to kick you off.

    1. That would be why I said “every time”. But yeah, fuck Southwest. These are the same idiots that made a girl cover herself in a blanket, wouldn’t let another on, because they were dressed immodestly.

    1. I’m a huge fan of Kevin Smith, I’ve been eating up his films for what seems like a large part of my life, and I don’t think it’s been a waist either.

      Chasing Amy was a good flick, and I love his style of dick and fart jokes. yep.

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