Ok, I’m checking M[c]S tis evening, as I always do, and come across this gem of a post. That post led me to Tantus’ “The Vamp”. What should you get for the girl that already has a “sparkling” dildo? A bedazzled vagina. of course! That’s right ladies, you can get Vajazzled!
So how exactly does a lady get her business Vajazzled? It’s a 2-step process involving some pretty high-tech wax, and then some pretty fabulous Swarovski crystals. But before any crystallization can occur, the entire region gets waxed.
I got a 2 or 3 minute break after my wax to “relax and get ready” for the actual Vajazzling. I laid back on the table (obviously pantless), and Jill prepped my area with a mild cleansing solution to rid the region of any remaining wax. Then came little sheets of real Swarovski crystals that she heated in the palms of her hands for a few seconds before applying to my freshly waxed skin. The bottom of each sheet of crystals has a strong adhesive material that’s completely invisible to the naked eye. Larger areas of crystals are applied directly from a sheet, while more design-specific crystals are painstakingly applied by a tweezer on an individual basis…
Wow. Just wow.
5 thoughts on “Vajazzled!”
What the hell is this? Why would anyone want this? Do guys really need to be impressed that much to sleep with you?
“My vagina sparkles!”
“I… already said okay, but now Im having second thoughts…”
No, just fucking no.
what the fuck is it supposed to be, lady? a rash?
that looks like it would scrape the shit out of my belly. i guess she’s only getting it from behind
No, just no.
It looks better when you fuck the bitch?