Pat Robertson: STFU

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According to Pat Robertson, these people are evil.

Pat Robertson, the conservative Christian televangelist and host of the 700 Club said that the 8.8 magnitude earthquake off the coast of Chile yesterday was the result of the nations pact with the Chupacabra, or goat-sucker, a devilish beast blamed for livestock deaths across Latin America.

“Something happened a long time ago in Chile, and people might not want to talk about it,” Robertson said. “They were under the heel of the democratically elected SOCIALIST regime of Salvador Allende …and they got together and swore a pact to the chupacabra. They said, ’We will serve you if you’ll get us free from the the man we elected president, and install a military dictatorship that will make thousands of ‘troublemakers disappear.’” ”True story,” he continued. “And the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal.’ Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another.”

Robertson went on to say to that it was no coincidence that the quake took place near the city of Concepción, and it was

“obviously a part of god’s plan to eradicate the right of women worldwide to have access to reproductive facilities and medical procedures.”

The massive tsunami, or “devil waves” that spread across the pacific threatened massive damage as well, but according to Robertson, caused no deaths because

“God spared all of the good Christian people in Polynesia and the coast of the orient.”

Robertson needs to go away, and stay away.
Edited to say: This is untrue (Pat Robertson did not say the above quote) and I was a bad, bad girl for not checking before I posted.

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9 thoughts on “Pat Robertson: STFU

  1. As untrue as this may be Pat Robertson has said some pretty horrible things, such as the Haitian earthquake was the fault of the Haitians and so on. The man is becoming delusional, and for him to claim any higher moral or religious authority then those around him makes him a pompous, callous prick. He gives good Christians a bad name. Pat Robertson needs some good P.R. people to contain the shite dribbling from his face.

  2. Pawned or not – I love a good Chupacabra reference. That made my day.

    Pat Robertson doesn’t get any press in Germany. I thought he was dead.

    Good to know he is still alive and hatin’ to the bitter end.

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