
0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don’t know why I’m even here.
1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.
2: I probably just need a Band Aid.
3: This is distressing. I don’t want this to be happening to me at all.
4: My pain is not fucking around.
5: Why is this happening to me??
6: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.
click through for the rest. they get better, trust in me.
via Hyperbole and a Half: Boyfriend Doesn’t Have Ebola. Probably. *UPDATED*.


This is getting printed and coming w/ me to my next pain mgmt appt.
haha, it’d be awesome if it started showing up in hospitals.