The husband says he was outside working on his truck, minding his own business, when a fella approached him with paperwork, saying, “Hi I just bought this house.”
I’m trying to decide what I would do if/when this happens to me. Do I just shoot the guy or do you call a lawyer?
via Bank of America Forecloses On, Then Auctions Off, Home With Paid-Up Mortgage – The Consumerist.


If you do the first, you’ll need the second.
You feed the guy to your dogs, alive of course.