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jesusfuck High Priestess Rowling, they’re onto us!
Quick, back to the safety of Satan’s arms!
Paranoia! Paranoia! Paranoia! Harry Potter got your kids excited about reading. Now stop being a conservative religious prick and STFU.
ROBES! OWLS! LATIN WORDS! Who can stop the madness?
But in all seriousness, it is sad and disturbing that there are people who still believe that magic exists. Think about it! These people believe that magic is real. Who the hell gave these people a camera? “moron” doesn’t even begin to describe it. Someone’s gotta smack them around with a healthy dose of naturalism.
Magic is real. Magic comes from nature though. The cults had it right by worshiping nature. Not some jewish dude that walks on water and some god that told some old dude to read from 10 slabs of rock. They call witchcraft crazy, well I call stories in the bible crazy.
Bitch, you best be trollin’
With Puu, who knows.
I don’t think so.