U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths

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WASHINGTON—Citing a series of fatal malfunctions dating back to 1777, flag manufacturer Annin & Company announced Monday that it would be recalling all makes and models of its popular American flag from both foreign and domestic markets.

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7 thoughts on “U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths

      1. I understand that. What I’m wondering is where they come up with a number like 143M. All in the name of satire, I get it. I could see 1.43M, or maybe even 14.3M, but 143M is just an asinine number with no merit, even as a joke.

          1. Yeah. America’s that one angry drunk in a night club who’ll whale in on any fight just for the fun of it.

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