Limbaugh: Volcanic eruption in Iceland is God’s reaction to health care’s passage

bilde Limbaugh: Volcanic eruption in Iceland is God’s reaction to health care’s passage

You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, “Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’s no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping.” I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes — airspace has more affected — than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. At the Paris airport they’re telling people to head to the train station to catch trains out of France, and when people get to the train station they’re telling people, “There aren’t any seats until at least April 22nd,” basically a week from now. It’s got everybody in a shutdown. Earth has opened up. I don’t know whether it’s a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it’s a rebirth, God speaking.

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3 thoughts on “Limbaugh: Volcanic eruption in Iceland is God’s reaction to health care’s passage

  1. It’s Armageddon!

    Christ has returned, but he’s too weak to carry all of the chosen to heaven, he needs your help!

    If you’re a chosen, you need to kill yourself so God can take you to heaven in his arms!

  2. Limburger is Comic Gold

    Yes, he’s right. Now follow this: God makes a volcano in Iceland explode… Well erupt, causing fiery boulders to rain down on all over the US… Iceland, really? Well it delayed flights all over Europe… Wait that’s the wrong way. We’re over here to the west. Oh damn, he’s either very bad at natural disasters, or he didn’t do it.

    God got mad at the US for trying to help people without insurance… no that doesn’t make sense.

    We passed this so God is punishing us by delaying our European vacations?

    Because we passed a watered down attempt at healthcare reform he punished Europe, which already has better healthcare in a lot of places.

    I must admit that the last one wasn’t that funny. True in the facts about healthcare, but not funny.

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