AUSTIN — Pistol-packing Texas Gov. Rick Perry has a message for wily coyotes out there: Don't mess with my dog.
Perry (R) told the Associated Press on Tuesday that he needed just one shot from the laser-sighted pistol he sometimes carries while jogging to take down a coyote that menaced his puppy during a February run near Austin.
via Texas Gov. Perry fatally shoots coyote. image via
God for him.
If the coyote was truly threatening domesticated animals I can get behind capping me some ‘yotes!
Most definitely meant -> Good for him.
My bad everybody … my bad.
God got him good!
When this first came out, everyone thought they were talking about the other kind of coyote. You know, the kind that smuggles people across the border, usually with drugs in them?
I thought those were mules…?
Shoot ’em anyway.
Mules are the people that ingest balloons full of drugs and cross the border. Coyotes are the guys that are paid to bring illegals and drugs over the border.
Ah… I stand corrected.
Sooo… is a coyote ever a mule? Or do the coyotes just ferry mules across the border…? Either way, those must be some pretty big Coyotes… 😀
I imagine there is some overlap and cross-over. Also, big ball, huge balls, humongous balls!
Mondo Balls?
Them too.