RICHARD DAWKINS, the atheist campaigner, is planning a legal ambush to have Osama Bin Laden arrested during his next secret visit to Britain “for crimes against humanity”.
Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens, the atheist author, have asked human rights lawyers to produce a case for charging Bin Laden over his alleged western jihad.
However, advisors to Bin Laden are starting to regret the secret visit to Britain after an official memo suggested that during his visit Bin Laden may like to promote a new range of bikini’s and get a cartoon Allah tattoo.
The document was drawn up by the Foreign Office as part of a briefing pack and sent to officials across Whitehall.
It also suggested that Bin Laden could demonstrate a hard line on suicide bombings by “sacking dodgy Imams”.
A source told The Times that the issue was being dismissed by many as a joke that went wrong, but of more serious substance was that it could be written and disseminated at all. The source questioned what the consequences would be if such a document were written by a British government official about the head of the Catholic community.
As ridiculous as it sounded when this was being discussed for the Pope’s trip to Great Britain…not so much if it was Bin Laden.