Soy Jism?

It emerges from a simple Freudian slip and assumes the form of a thundercloud of embarrassment that lingers in the studio like a monstrously potent fart, fading away with horrible slowness as the presenters desperately try to keep their jobs. In another room the switchboard starts to light up like the instrument panel of a jet that has just had its tail blown off by a missile.

via Fox News anchors debate what to call milk that is not really milk (soy etc.). One of them REALLY enjoys her protein! : WTF.

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