
The days of reckoning are here. Zombies have overrun most of the city and you and your band of fellow humans are fighting for survival every day. But luckily, you've raided a convenience store and found in their freezer an unopened box of frozen taquitos. SCORE! Protein, fat, carbs, everything you need to power up for a day of intense cardio and double-tapping! One problem, your brainy friend points out. You can't keep coming back to the store to use their microwave and building a fire would just draw attention to your band of survivors and make you easy targets. If only you had a portable microwave…
This is a bad idea. I can only imagine what will happen the first time that the nuclear containment vessel is ruptured and an entire office is irradiated.
via ThinkGeek :: Wavebox Portable Microwave Oven.


I don’t think you understand how a microwave works.
are you suggesting that there’s no nuclear containment vessel?
Admiral. We have found the nuclear wessel.