
What Obama should have said this week.
“I’m here to announce three major developments in the response to the BP Oil Disaster … Never again, will any company, anyone, be allowed to drill in a location where they are incapable of dealing with the potential consequences … [A] a new federal command specifically for containment and cleanup of oil that has already entered the Gulf of Mexico … I no longer say that we must get off oil like every president before me has said too. I no longer say that we must get off oil. We will get off oil and here’s how …” — Rachel Maddow as Fake President Obama



Aw yeah she rules, this was pretty satisfying albeit scary.