Atheists Use Blow-Dryers to De-Baptize

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Wielding a blow-dryer, a leading atheist conducted a mass “de-baptism” of fellow non-believers and symbolically dried up the offending waters that were sprinkled on their foreheads as young children.

At the annual American Atheists Convention, one of atheism’s premier provocateurs, Edwin Kagin, faced the crowd and raised high a hairdryer labeled “Reason and Truth.”

Said one woman who travelled from Cincinnati to undergo the de-baptism, “I was baptized Catholic. I dont remember any of it at all.” The woman, Cambridge Boxterman, 24, added, “According to my mother I screamed like a banshee, and those are her words, so you can see that even as a young child I didn’t want to be baptized. It’s not fair. I was born atheist and they were forcing me to become Catholic.”

I’m all about atheists making statements, but this seems just a wee bit silly to me.  Almost as silly as a grown man riding a dinosaur.

via Atheists Use Blow-Dryers to De-Baptize.

Author: Tiki God

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7 thoughts on “Atheists Use Blow-Dryers to De-Baptize

  1. Maybe South Park was right to predict that there will be warring factions of atheist in the future, because I can tolerate these assholes about as much as I can take Pat Robertson. There both irksome cunts one in the same.

    1. Naw, its just a mockery. Delicious mockery. Some people do gain emotional satisfaction from severing the ritual ties to a religion. Edwin does this as a joke every now and then.

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