Strippers Protest Church That Protests Them

WARSAW, Ohio — Strip-club owner Tommy George rolled up to the church in his grabber-orange Dodge Challenger, drinking a Mountain Dew at 9 in the morning and smoking a cigarette he had just rolled himself.

Pastor Bill Dunfee stepped out of a tan Nissan Murano, clutching a Bible in one hand and his sermon in the other, a touch of spray holding his perfectly coiffed ‘do in place.

Inside the New Beginnings Ministries church, Dunfee’s worshippers wore polyester and pearls.

Outside, George’s strippers wore bikinis and belly rings.

Both men agree it is classic sinners vs. saints. But George says it is up to America to decide which is which and who is who.

Dunfee says God already has chosen.

The battle that has heretofore played out in the parking lot of George’s strip club – the Foxhole, a run-down, garage-like building at a Coshocton County crossroads called Newcastle – has shifted 7 miles east to Church Street.

Every weekend for the last four years, Dunfee and members of his ministry have stood watch over George’s joint, taking up residence in the right of way with signs, video cameras and bullhorns in hand. They videotape customers’ license plates and post them online, and they try to save the souls of anyone who comes and goes.

Now, the dancers have turned the tables, so to speak. Fed up with the tactics of Dunfee and his flock, they say they have finally accepted his constant invitation to come to church.

It’s just that they’ve come wearing see-through shorts and toting Super Soakers.

They bring lawn chairs and – yesterday, anyway – grilled hamburgers, Monster energy drinks and corn on the cob.

They sat in front of the church and waved at passing cars but largely ignored the congregation behind them.

“They’re just mad,” he (George) said, “because their wives won’t let them come to my club.”

Columbus Dispatch

 Strippers Protest Church That Protests Them

4 thoughts on “Strippers Protest Church That Protests Them

  1. church people are such douchebags. this is why i dont go to church.

    also, that is one skanky ass stripper.

    and omg, two strippers does not a protest make lol

  2. Okay, where to begin.

    a) Anyone else laugh their ass off at the Fox Hole Owners hair? hahaha

    b) Those are some ugly, strung out, old strippers. Yuck!!!! Herpes and some sadly common drugs came to mind when those two women spoke.

    c) Why the fuck would anyone want to live in Ohio? Especially in a town names Warsaw. That name is bad ju ju (please excuse the puns).

    d) The church pastor could pass for satan.

    e) Right Vs Wrong, Good Vs Evil, bla Vs bla – Their are false prophets everywhere, especially within religions. Strippers serve a purpose and so do pastors and patrons. They aren’t talking about hookers. I dunno where I was going with this, but life is not that cut and dry.

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