Cthulhu just loves children and their innocent souls, and since his appearance can be off-putting to new worshipers, this soft and huggable My First Cthulhu Plush shows the Embodiment of Malevolence when he was just a star-spawn! My First Cthulhu is made from soft, baby-friendly fabrics and is safety-checked. Great for older worshipers too! Order yours today!
I can just see the joy in a prospective parents face opening this gift at a baby shower.
via Entertainment Earth.