Boosting Butts With Cement, Fix-A-Flat, Leads to Arrest

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Florida police on Friday arrested a person suspected of administering dangerous and illegal butt-boosting shots – injecting at least one woman with a cocktail of substances including cement, glue and tire sealant.

The person is 30-year-old Oneal Ron Morris, who was born a man but who identifies as a woman. Morris is pictured above.

wat? he/she wanted to be a hard ass and he/she didn’t want a flat ass. I’m sure I’m missing a butt load of puns here, help me out.

via ABC News.

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