Possessed of Superhuman strength, Genius-level intelligence, Mystical powers, Telepathy, Flight, Clairvoyance, Therianthropy, and Teleportation – who could blame you for becoming the greatest trickster of them all? So wear your crown of baleful maleficence with pride; let mirth and mayhem stand ready at your side, anticipating your every command. Test their mettle knowing you have nothing to fear; you are Mischief and you were made to rule. Mischief Cologne. Distinctly cleverer.
Activate the Initiative. Colonel Nicholas ‘Nick’ Fury. Paratrooper, Ranger, Weapons and Demolitions Expert, Aircraft Specialist and Pilot, Green Beret. Veteran of every US War and Military Conflict since WWII. Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. ‘The single most powerful, most important organization on the planet Earth.’ And the only human strong enough to bring together a group of remarkable people who would fight the battles no one else could. Face danger with something dangerous – Infinity Formula Cologne.
Remember those original Avengers Scents? Well, here’s two more, leaving just Hawkeye and The Black Widow left to be scented… personally they could likely just bottle up some Scarlet sweat up in a bottle and most comic geeks would be happy, but I’m sure they’ll come up with something that’s slightly more marketable than that.